Harlo. Yestday me veh luckie cos me Papa sand me to shcool. Me Papa sad sad wen sea me veh pitifool kehnot walk propely. Me Papa oso got apologized la cos he kehnot fetch me ferom shcool. Papa now busie man mah. But got dis one time that day Papa buy me hp caver. He say got pwesent four you, nah take. So cute right my Papa? Aniwae, me becume veh sad la cos me go home aloan. Aiyah, why me so dummie? Me evely day oso go home aloan. Me go to shcool aloan. Me in emmartee aloan. Me walk walk aloan. Me eat aloan. Me go do secret bisnes aloan. Me foreever aloan! ):

Hahar. Kana fake. Me bluff oni. Me so funneh right? Me can becum comedian. Hahahar. Me may be aloan but me 100% chop plus stickers not a loner okeh hoppers? Me got many gerlfrens. Me will neva be foreever aloan one la cos uh me is surrounded with beatiufool beatiufool wonrdefool wonrdefool peepol that love me so many. And that one uh enuf four me oready. Me dun wan ask God for more. Later God scold me greedy. Me not greedy seh. Me veh happy and contented with me life. (:

Wen me reached home uh, me Mama say me no need go doctor first. Me straight away cry lor cos me kehnot take the pain oready. But me acted cooler than Mike Posner and say okay la mama. Me acting so good you know cos Mama dunno me in room cry like baby Ayra Banks.

Then tooday uh, me wake up veh early cos me want Papa to sand me to shcool again. Me dun wan walk veh far and stand veh long mah. Me want sit in car enjoy aircon and laugh at other strangers walking. Heh heh. Later they cornferm perspire then becum stinkie like stinko. Eeeee, disgarsting.

Tooday uh, me play hang man game with Kaszt during tourism lesson. Me can literally fall asleep you know. So boring make me so sleepy. Then just now uh, got new teacher four me service skills class. Waah, the teacher speak standard english so good one lei. Me so impressed me want learn to speak like that oso.

Now uh the time wen the new January intake students got orientation. First first me veh excited la. Then uh, me realised that me shcool got a lot of gerls. Zzz. Veh boring you know, cannot wash eyes. No boys. Haish. Me now must becum lesbian oready. How like that?

Me big sister say uh when me smile in pohtos uh veh funneh one cos like got two fish balls in me mouth. Zzz. Then wen she go sea back our Langkawi album she owaes laugh laugh laugh at me one. She think me is clown. So irrittating. Now me hate me cheek bones.

Okay, now me must go touch up prettie prettie and change clothes to meet Triple Amsyar at Coffee Bean. You wan to join? Me wan scold him cos uh he sand me two email virus. Haiyoh, so annoying right?