FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?” FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…” (Note, if you don’t understand this, watch The Ring. Then watch The Ring 2. Then watch Ringu.) FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?” FRIENDS: Help you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!” FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!” FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!” or FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up! FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.” FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story… FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.” FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste! FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this :)
(Via Saw)