- the thing about humans.. if you’re skinny, they call you a walking stick. if you’re fat, they call you fatty bombom. if you’re pretty, they call you a fake. if you’re ugly, they laugh at you. if you’re smart, they call you smartypants. if you’re stupid, they call you a bimbo. see, no matter what you are or how you are or who you are, people just love to fuck your life.