• I want to stand with a stick in the middle of the road and try to shoot cars.
• I want to date someone virtually.
• I want to call just anyone from the phone directory and try to strike up a conversation.
• I want to take insanity tests and quizzes on the net.
• I want to go out wearing clothes of the opposite sex.
• I want to do disgusting things in front of strangers to scare them.
• I want to tie a swing from a ceiling fan to make a merry-go-round.
• I think that the people who call me insane are themselves mad.